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Seven out of ten Cans of pees have carrots in them.
Seven out of ten Handicap parking spaces are always available.
Seven out of ten Times the parking spaces open during harsh weather are in the back of the parking lot.
Seven out of ten Times your car needs gas your miles away from the nearest gas station.
Seven out of ten Times you have to push your car, you have to push it up hill.
Seven out of ten Times you think you have enough gas in your gas tank you don't.
Seven out of ten Times you pass gas in a public place a pretty girl walks by.
Seven out of ten Times you're in a ten items or less line at the supermarket seven people are ahead of you.
Seven out of ten Episodes of the Rockford Files has James Gardner getting his face kicked in.
Seven out of ten Members of the Jackson family have issues.
Seven out of ten Were magnificent.
Seven out of ten Years of a dog's life is one year of a human's life.
Seven out of ten Weather forecasters are wacky and still sleep with their lights on.
Seven out of ten Times your alarm clock goes off just as your dream starts getting good.
Seven out of ten Times you wash your car it rains.
Seven out of ten Drive thru orders are correct.
Seven out of ten Bad boys get the girls.
Seven out of ten Nice guys finish last.
Seven out of ten Hot dogs have relish on them.
Seven out of ten People in California are without electricity.
Seven out of ten People from your High School class will make more money than you.
Seven out of ten Guys have owned a New Kids on the Block cassette.
Seven out of ten Strikeouts and a baseball player is an all-star.
Seven out of ten Women paint their toenails.
Seven out of ten Yards on a football field doesn't get you a first down.
Seven out of ten People have over bites.
Seven out of ten Women your friends with want to set you up on a blind date with a women with a nice personality.
Seven out of ten People on the roads don't know where they are going or are in no hurry to get there.
Seven out of ten People sleep with their socks on.
Seven out of ten Men dream of going on a date with Ginger but settle for Mary Anne.
Seven out of ten Women love the funny guy but date the bad boy.
Seven out of ten Men have been on a blind date. Of those seven none got a second date.
Seven out of ten Husbands forget their wives birthdays.
Seven out of ten Salad bars have tofu.
Seven out of ten Of your aunts have plastic on the furniture.
Seven out of ten Songs by Meatloaf are over 7:59 minutes.
Seven out of ten College students didn't take their ACT's.
Seven out of ten Asian Longhorn Beatles are in a deep hibernation.
Seven out of ten You forget to bring your umbrella it rains.
Seven out of ten Bullies grow-up to work for the same people they used to beat up.
Seven out of ten Quarters is $1.75.
Seven out of ten Lawn ornaments are flamingos the other three are gnomes and shadow people.
Seven out of ten Fresh loaves of bread were baked yesterday.
Seven out of ten People who steal elephants do so for the sole purpose of watering their lawns not for the use of their tusk.
Seven out of ten Carnival workers turned down prestigious offers to attend Harvard, Yale and The University of Chicago because they wanted to be close to the people.
Seven out of ten Astronauts hate the taste of moon pies.
Seven out of ten Dentists wonder why no one is excited to see them.
Seven out of ten Super heroes ware tights
Only Seven out of ten original drawing made it off the drawing room floor.
Seven out of ten Geniuses are sometimes mistaken for insane soles, especially in the supermarket.
Seven out of ten Times you forget to read a chapter in school your teacher gives you a pop quiz.
Seven out of ten Basketball players are under seven feet tall.
70% of the world is covered by water.
Seven out of ten Lazy Susans are over achievers.
Seven out of ten Calories are empty.
Seven out of ten Cows asked in a secret survey prefer the soft touch of a human hand to that of a milking machine.
Seven out of ten Channels on your cable box after midnight are infomercials.
Seven out of ten Stars of The Brady Bunch are out of work.
Seven out of ten Stars of the Adams Family are dead.
Seven out of ten Butlers are named Geeves.
Seven out of ten Of the Colonels secret herbs and spices passed FDA standards.
Seven out of ten Nerds ware pocket protectors and have poor posture.
Seven out of ten Peanut butter sandwiches fall face down.
Seven out of ten Times you pass a vending machine it won't take your dollar.
Seven out of ten Tomboys grow up to become beauty queens.
Seven out of ten Garden salads have cheese and bacon on it.
Seven out of ten Apples come from Washington.
Seven out of ten Husbands forget their anniversaries
Seven out of ten Women paint their toe nails cherry red
Seven out of ten Times a batter can strike out in Baseball and be an all-star but seven out of ten yards in Football gets you a punter
Seven out of ten Handicap parking spaces are always available when the parking lot is full
Seven out of ten Times your gas tank hits "E" everytime you're miles away from a gas station
Seven out of ten Basketball players are over seven feet tall and can't buy clothes off the rack
Seven out of ten Kids are displeased with the candy they get on Halloween
Seven out of ten Bats are wooden
Seven out of ten Kids get cavities today
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