Name: Tom Clemmons      Aliases: Red, Dirty Red, Red Devil
Hair Color: Red                 Eye Color: Hazel
Ethnic Profile: 100% Mutt
Languages: American
Musical Talents: Air Guitar
Music Tastes: Anything with loud drums and cool guitar
Education Level: 2 Time college drop-out, oh yeah!
Hobbies/Interests:
How Larry conned you into doing the show? Parents locked in his basement
Favorite comedy bit in the show? Dictator Interviews
Weirdest place you had Sex? I don't kiss and tell, so I'll leave out the kissing in a female bathroom in a bowling alley.
Sickest/Most Gross Thing ever done?
Posed for naked pictures or been in a porno? Not for lack of trying.
Favorite Comedy Movie? What About Bob
Favorite Comedy TV Show? South Park
Favorite Movie of All Time? Godfather
Favorite Band of All Time? The Beatles
Favorite Swear Word? Shit Bird
Favorite Saying or Quote? I don't give a fuck
Favorite Food: Tuna Casserole
Historical figure you’d like to meet? Thomas Edison, Albert Einstein and any Romantic Poet because they were the Rock Stars of their Day
Historical figure you’d like to kill? Hitler