Name: Scott Brown      Aliases: Love Lettuce
Hair Color: Brown         Eye Color: Brown
Ethnic Profile: I have dork hair!
Languages: English
Musical Talents: Yodeling
Music Tastes: Conservative Metal, Light Rock, Heavy
Education Level: College, Air Force, Sunday School
Hobbies/Interests: Comedy, Education, Poker
How Larry conned you into doing the show? He showed me the Tao (Way)
Favorite comedy bit in the show? Lithuanian Basketball
Weirdest place you had Sex? In a strange bed
Sickest/Most Gross Thing ever done? Fat Woman - next question
Posed for naked pictures or been in a porno? No.
Favorite Comedy Movie? Platoon
Favorite Comedy TV Show? Seinfeld
Favorite Movie of All Time? Gladiator
Favorite Band of All Time? Johnny Cash
Favorite Swear Word? Rhymes with duck you
Favorite Saying or Quote? My turn
Favorite Food: Thai Food
Historical figure you’d like to meet? Jesus
Historical figure you’d like to kill? Kill them all