Name: Lawrence Grochowski      Aliases: The Governor, Gentleman G
Hair Color: Brown                       Eye Color: BROWN
Ethnic Profile: AMERICAN WITH A POLISH LAST NAME
Languages: BARELY ENGLISH
Musical Talents: SINGING IN A HOT SHOWER
Music Tastes: KISS, AC/DC, Scott Brown and the Crispy Bacon Boys, BARRY MANILOW, BILLY JOEL
Education Level: Bachelor's Degree from Columbia College, Associate's Degree from Moraine Valley
Hobbies/Interests: TELEVISION PROGRAM, RADIO SHOW AND VOYEURISM
How Larry conned you into doing the show MILK AND COOKIES...WAIT I'M LARRY
Favorite comedy bit in the show? ANYTHING WITH SCOTT BROWN IN IT
Weirdest place you had Sex? MOUNT RUSHMORE, BUT I WAS NOT RUSHING
Sickest/Most Gross Thing ever done? N/A
Posed for naked pictures or been in a porno? Yes
Favorite Comedy Movie? CADDY SHACK OR GHOSTBUSTERS
Favorite Comedy TV Show? THE GENTLEMAN GROCHOWSKI SHOW
Favorite Movie of All Time? STAR WARS - THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK (Kiss Meets the Phantom is a close 2nd)
Favorite Band of All Time? KISS
Favorite Swear Word? SON of a BITCH!
Favorite Saying or Quote? We need 3 cameras, asshole!
Favorite Food: Italian Beef from The Spot, Donuts from Huck Finn and pizza from Durbin's
Historical figure you’d like to meet? Ronald Reagan, Jackie Gleason, & Ricochet Rabbit
Historical figure you’d like to kill? L.B.J.