Name: John Kotynek      Aliases: John K
Hair Color: Blond            Eye Color: Brown
Ethnic Profile: Cracker
Languages: English
Musical Talents: Plays the radio
Music Tastes: Rock, Classical (classic rock?), Jazz
Education Level: At Columbia College, I was attending classes
on the fifteenth floor
Hobbies/Interests: Interested in hobbies
How Larry conned you into doing the show? I was enchanted by its
professional look when I first saw the episode with Pizza Delivery Guy.
Favorite comedy bit in the show? Definitely the Trojan Horse Sketch
Weirdest place you had sex? Does the trash incinerator count?
Sickest/Most Gross Thing ever done? Pulled a quart of bloody snot
out of my nose two days after falling out of a tree when I was seven, and
fell on my face onto the neighbour's driveway!
Posed for naked pictures or been in a porno? Yes. A few baby pictures,
although it wasn't considered porn in 1968...
Favorite Comedy Movie? HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS
Favorite Comedy TV Show? THE GENTLEMAN GROCHOWSKI SHOW
Favorite Movie of All Time? RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK
Favorite Band of All Time? TANGERINE DREAM
Favorite Swear Word? Holy Crap!
Favorite Saying or Quote? "Keep your stick on the ice!"
Favorite Food: Pizza
Historical figure you’d like to meet? Augusto Pinochet
Historical figure you’d like to kill? King Herod (the one from the New Testament times)