Name: Eric Droysen      Aliases:
Hair Color: Blonde         Eye Color: Blue
Ethnic Profile: White
Languages: English and a little Arabic 
Musical Talents: wind chimes and air gutiar
Music Tastes: Country
Education Level: 2yrs Collage and 3 yrs in the U.S Army
Hobbies/Interests: Hunting, Fishing and wathcing Larry eat
How Larry conned you into doing the show? He told me i won a sweepstakes and i had to come to the studio to claim my prize
Favorite comedy bit in the show? The James Christ bit
Weirdest place you had sex? I dont have sex ...i make love
Sickest/Most Gross Thing ever done? Crapped my pants for seven bucks
Posed for naked pictures or been in a porno? No and No but I'll try anything once , twice if i like it
Favorite Comedy Movie? Slapshot
Favorite Comedy TV Show? Malcom in the middle
Favorite Movie of All Time? The Outsiders
Favorite Band of All Time? Toby Keith
Favorite Swear Word? Fucko
Favorite Saying or Quote? "Never put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear."
Favorite Food: Beer
Historical figure you’d like to meet? Walter Payton
Historical figure you’d like to kill? Cindy Sheahan and Michael Schiavo